Maybe I’ll have to branch out for the good of the people of San Francisco. Limiting myself to seals may be leaving out an important market segment…

In San Francisco, a certain sea lion has bitten 14 people and chased off another 10.

“I was swimming along, and I felt a brush under my feet. And I thought, ‘These feel like whiskers.’ So I stopped, and the animal popped up. He/she looked at me.”

McMullin then tried to swim away, but the sea lion followed, biting and bumping her continuously until she made it back to shore. She ended up with six bites: two puncture wounds and four cuts.

I say release Barry Bonds’s trainer from jail and let him deal with it. That seems fair for helping to ruin baseball for me.

• Rogue sea lion bites at least 14 in S.F. (AP)