So ESPN’s Monday Night Football crew is not exactly working out. Tony Kornheiser, a sports writer who I actually like and also enjoy his show on ESPN with Michael Wilbon is not working out as the everyday man in the booth. If I remember correctly I did not like this idea the first time when it was Dennis Miller’s incessant references which only God (and possibly Ivy Leaguers) had any idea what he was talking about.

But the biggest headache has been Joe “know it all” Theisman. Must I remind Joe that this is not the CFL and unless a gruesome injury occurs I refuse to consider this man an expert at anything. But much like Jack and Rose, Bilbo Baggins and Alferd Packer (I have no idea who any of these people are) Joe Theisman has reached that status where he too has been honored in song: