Announcing the release of my new book If I Had A Crappy Blog That No One Reads. Go ahead, change your pants, I’ll wait.

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Okay, now to the next book to anticipate which I found on Rumors and Rants: OJ Simpson will be writing a hypothetical novel about what it would have been like if he had killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman (ahem). Yes, all of OJ’s creative juices will be needed to copy the court transcripts word for word script a non fictional tale about detailing the scenario where OJ is the real killer. The title of the soon-to-be literary masterpiece: If I Did It.

So he’s innocent and looking for the real killers but trying to make a few bucks by retelling what might have happened (wink, wink) at the scene. Right. Oh and in my favorite part of the story, O.J. has decided he will not give any of the money he makes from the book to the Goldman family. To avoid paying the Goldmans Simpson will “spend it all quickly.”

Hypothetically speaking, I think OJ is a complete waste of space who (hypothetically) I hope gets hit by a bus.

• O.J. Simpson to confess — hypothetically (MSNBC)
• O.J. Simpson: Still Making USC Proud (Rumors and Rants)