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Number 10 Cal Has Two Weaknesses: Martin Stadium And Strippers

October 13th, 2006 · No Comments

calbear_bears.jpgUpset watch: number 10 Cal plays Washington State tomorrow, in Pullman. WSU put up a strong fight against USC at home, and plus, Cal has not won a game in Pullman during my entire lifetime. Yep, the last time the Golden Bears won a game in Martin Stadium was in 1979. So if you want to make any guesses about who in the Top 10 might lose tomorrow, that would be a good start.

As for the strippers, I guess I should not generalize but apparently Chris Purtz loves the ladies. So much so he requested, nay demanded that he be provided with prostitutes because he is a Golden Bear dammit!

UC Berkeley senior and linebacker Chris Purtz, 21, went early Sunday morning with a friend to the Lusty Lady adult club, where employees said he shoved a worker and used racist and homophobic slurs.

Club employees described Purtz as intoxicated and said he identified himself as a Cal football player.

At the club, Purtz entered a video pornography booth while his friend, who identified himself as Purtz’s agent, demanded prostitutes for the two men, according to Dee Timmons, an employee at Lusty Lady who said he let the men into the club.

My favorite part is when he actually announces to a group of people, from whom he has or is going to request something illegal, that he is a Cal football player. I thought you had to be smart to go to school in Berkeley.

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Posted on January 07th, 2009, 13:17