Wait… I don’t know that title completely makes sense but it will have to do. Allegedly, a word typically seen in press releases involving TOSU alumni, the backup punter for UNC in Greeley, Colorado stabbed the starting punter in a parking lot. Have I ever said that Colorado people are strange? Well, add Wyoming to that list as well.
Mitch Cozad, a sophomore from Wheatland, Wyoming is the backup punter who, apparantly, would do just about anything to be the starting punter for the Bears. I can only assume that this idea was hatched after hours of drinking everclear and watching repeats of Fox Celebrity Boxing with Tonya Harding.
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1 The Big Lead » blog » The Roundup: Defending Ryan Howard, Punter on Punter Crime, and a Skeleton. // Sep 14, 2006 at 5:07 am
[...] Probably the greatest headline in blogland yesterday: When the punter becomes the punted. (Seal Clubbers) [...]
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