In one of the stranger stories of late, Detroit Lions defensive line coach was arrested for drunken driving, as well as indecent exposure. But it was not his driving that gave him away.

“The cashier alerted me,” said Lett, 48. ” ‘A guy coming to your window is naked!’ ”

Lett, whose job was to deliver food to drivers from the second window, said, “I was trying to be professional.” But the man in the blue SUV was clearly in the raw as he pulled up.

“All they kept saying is, ‘Did he say anything, do anything?’ ” Lett recalled. “I said, ‘He don’t have to say anything, he’s butt naked!’ “

The fact that he had his clothes with him in the car just complicates things even more, and for now we will be left wondering why he went to Wendy’s when everyone knows when you are drunk and naked Jack In The Box tastes so much better than Wendy’s. What a fool.

• Nude stop at drive-thru earns coach suspension (Detroit Free Press)