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Bears Are Stealing Our Way Of Life

July 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Bear DUI

Of course some people fear that bears will attack them. I’m not. I’m afraid one is going to steal my booze and drive off with my car.

In Nevada, a bear grabbed a pizza and jumped into the back of a vintage convertable. But pizza can make a bear mighty thirsty:

“It also apparently washed it down with a swig of a Jack Daniel’s mixer, some vodka, and a beer taken from a cooler, the vehicle’s owner said.”

Who knew Yogi had a drinking problem? Am I the last to find out everything?

Tags: Random Thoughts · Animals/Pets · Life

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Posted on November 18th, 2008, 20:06