Yea, you are going to have to hold up your end of that deal now, because Eternal Images Inc. has just become the only officially licensed coffin maker of Major League Baseball. In an unrelated matter, I think it is official that we can assume Bud Selig is the spawn of the devil.

No, its official, and not a joke. This company will now have the exclusive rights to produce and sell a line of caskets and urns with your favorite baseball team’s colors and logo, and Major League Baseball is left with the trouble of actually trying to find something they can’t sell it’s official license to.

Personally, I just can’t wait for the day when I can buy my own officially licensed Oakland A’s cold and cough medicine. The only one tough enough to kick a “major league” cold.

• Baseball fans can show support in afterlife (Reuters)