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Tote Bag Madness: Altoona’s Revenge

May 17th, 2006 · 1 Comment

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold... And With Pink Tote BagsWell, the Los Angeles Angels let a crazy man walk all over them and ruin their Mother’s Day promotion, but I guess that kind of stuff does not fly in the minors. The Altoona Curve (Altoona, PA) announced that they are going to be holding a Frivolous Lawsuit Night next month. They went with the term “inspired by,” to reference the man who sued over a tote bag. I would have gone with “in order to spite the crazy bastard.” Mabye that is why I haven’t found a job in Marketing or PR yet.

My favorite part of the evening, is where they will be giving out pink tote bags to the first 137 men through the gates. If that is not a statement about this guys manhood, I’m not sure what is.

“We realize that these giveaways as part of our Salute to Frivolous Lawsuit Night are fairly stupid and serve no real purpose,” said Curve General Manager Todd Parnell. “But if our fans don’t like them, then they can sue us!”

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  • 1 Stephanie // May 18, 2006 at 11:57 am

    I think that’s pretty funny. Way to go, Altoona!

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